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This world is going mad. Truly.

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Amazingly creative photos by Jan von Holleben. View the whole collection.

WCIII, we must try take this kind of photos some time!

Such sterotype but cute art print. Available for sale.

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These are the words extracted from my blog by Wordle, what would yours say?

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Eureka Carpark in Melbourne uses anamorphic words for directions. Have you seen this James?

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A first grade school teacher had 26 students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don’t change horses
until they stop running.

2. Strike while the
bug is close.

3. It’s always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of
termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but
How?

6. Don’t bite the hand that
looks dirty.

7. No news is
impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a
Mr.

9. You can’t teach an old dog new
Math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll
stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust
Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the
pigs.

13. An idle mind is
the best way to relax.

14. Where there’s smoke there’s
pollution.

15. Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is
not much.

17. Two’s company, three’s
the Musketeers.

18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don’t succeed
get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than
Pregnant.

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Excerpts from Cat’s Diary:

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair… must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was…Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called “shampoo.” What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odour of the glass tubes they call “beer..” More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time…

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Sweet photo essay by photographer Phillip Todelano about his father who has no short term memory.

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Most crowded swimming pool in the world, in China ofcos. Where else?!

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Is this THE coolness or what?! It’s a concept bike made to look just like the one Batman had.

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