So I was away for the weekend at the colony of Singapore. No, not Bintan, the other one — Batam.
Most would frown at the thought of going Batam, cos other than casino and women, there seems to be nothing else to do. I thought the same and I was wrong. They have nice resorts, beach resorts. Not as well known as Bintan, thus less crowded, which works well for me cos it also means better deals.
Cheap deal we got for this 3D2N getaway for $70 per pax (inclusive 2-way ferry excluding tax) at a 3 stars resort with a private beachfront. The resort was peaceful and at times it felt as if we’ve booked the entire place. Shiok lah! But it does make us wonder how on earth do they survive?!
Anywho, as all resorts do, they lure you with cheap deals then they start slaughtering you with exorbitant prices for transport, food and activities.
We enquired about transport to a seafood restaurant located 15minutes away and the 2-way transport price came up to S$30! We almost fainted.
You felt as if you’ve never left Singapore with all everything priced in SGD, afterall it’s our colony.
Weather is good cos it didn’t rained. With hardly anyone around (there are probably more resort employees than guests), I’m free to strut my definitely-not-bikini-ready body and do my first suntan in 6 months.
With the scorching weather, we had hoped for a working aircon that cools. But unfortunately the centralised aircon system provides at best a fan-like breeze, which after a techncian was despatched to check on it, still does not function as it should be.
It was so warm I slept on the couch for some parts of the night cos it was directly under the aircon vent.
We made noise the next morning to be informed that all the rooms are the same and the best solution they could offer is a fan. A fan that made all the difference cos it cooled down the room tremendously. But still, what is this?!!
BUT!! The best part is not all of the above.
Out of the 3 days we were there, there was power shutdown for 2 days. POWER SHUTDOWN IN A RESORT LEH!! This is seriously a first time for me. Hot and dying, we escaped to the pool.
During our suntan session, we were entertained by the resident lizard walking around and SWIMMING in the pool! So glad we were safely on our deckchairs and not in the pool, else we might break the world record flying out of the pool. Gross!

Our entertainer of the trip. Eeek!!