Remember to check out the bochap guy behind them playing his computer game.

Watch the crazy Chinese boys.

NOT!!

Can you tell I’m being absolutely sarcastic?!

It poured this morning. I hate rainy days when I’m not in bed or nua-ing away at home.

When I got out from Dhoby Ghaut MRT station for my change to bus, it was pouring. The foyer was packed with people without umbrellas. I took out my little pink umbrella and started walking to the bus stop at Park Mall (quite a distance) and my feet soon became drenched. The bus stop seems miles away, and best part I had to wait for the green man at the traffic light.

While waiting at the traffic light, the lady standing beside me suddenly moved back. I then realise there is a puddle of water at the side of the road infront of us and should any vehicle rush by, we shall all get “showers of blessing”. I quickly moved back as well and sure enough a car went by and a small tsunami was created.

Anyway, by the time I reach the pathetically puny temporal bus shelter, my lower rim of the skirt was wet, and with the rain coming from all directions, the shelter doesn’t really do very much.

When I finally reach my business park, my skirt has dried and my toes are pruned. It was still raining, tho lighter rain now. My heels are so slippery coz they got wet again and my feet kept slipping out. Arrggh!! So frustrating. Like if got car coming towards you when crossing the road want to run also cannot run.

With the long walk from bus stop to my office building, I’ve also collected many pieces of grass on my feet. One piece even got stuck on a toe nail and fits nicely like nail polish, super unglam!

After cleaning my heels and drying myself at the blower in the toilet, I went to the pantry and saw on the papers a young female car sales agent being killed in a test drive with her customer. I thought that was really tragic.

I worked in car sales around her age too and some of the customers who do test drive are truly scary. They think because it’s not their car, they rav and slam the accelerator, which they will never ever do to their own precious car. I mean, do people drive like that on the road normally? No right? Then why drive like that in test drives?! It baffles me.

I don’t know what went wrong in the test drive but don’t think the young driver who managed to come out alive can live with himself for what happened.

Had dinner with Indierave and QueenMother last night at HRC. Other than the thousand and one birthday annoucements they make every 30 minutes, the dinner was fabulous.

I had craving for nachos, so we did. The nachos as usual was like a mountain, we polished it off fairly quickly, being quite hungry already. Then when our main course came, we were already 70% full. So in the end how? Ta pao lah then how.

Indierave just got promoted. Again. She got promotion on average every 3 months. Such highflyer right?! Climbing the corporate ladder rapidly.

When she move into her office 2 weeks ago, her room was in a big mess coz previously it was being used as a store room. She spent the first 4-5 days clearing the rubbish out. So poor thing. Haha!!

Then, the best part is her office previously being a spa and massage place, she has a shower stall and basin in her room! Imagine you can shower in your room in office. So weird!!

And what kind of door she has to her room? The folding plastic kind! With a metal hook as the lock. Super retro lor. As she was describing to us, QM and I almost fell off the chair laughing. Lucky the music at HRC quite loud, else people might think we gila.

Her big boss is ang moh and is quite a womaniser/tng go peh despite his age. He has a PA and she was telling Indierave that he once said to her, “[PA’s name], who’s gonna lick your nipples tonight?”

WHAT THE….?!!!!!!!

We found it totally hilarious tho Indierave don’t agree. We tell Indierave she must quickly think of some witty retort incase the big boss say such things to her, which we are quite sure he will.

We are sure she can handle it well coz she is really quite nonchalant about it.

Quite ultimate lor, and these things can only happen to Indierave, the drama queen.

I was telling Metrosexual Boy about the recent episode of “The Apprentice” and was asking him which of the following strategy he would adopt: low price for volume but low margin or high price for margin but low volume. He went on to complicate the question by asking where is the shop, what is the crowd etc. And noooooo… no straight answer.

Then, later the same night, I asked him if he prefers girls with fair skin no wrinkles or tanned skin with wrinkles.

Ya I know I keep coming up with these funny questions, but I just want to know what he thinks mah. I thought people would have thought about these questions and already have some form of answer. But I guess not everyone.

Before we go into what MB’s answer was, let’s examine me:
(a) I prefer to have tanned skin
(b) I have wrinkles due to time spent under the sun

After much deliberation (by himself), in an effort to appease me (he claimed) coz I got fed up of him keep complicating the question asking which part got wrinkles, how old etc, he finally gave his answer — fair skin no wrinkles.

Let’s see…

Me the Girlfriend - tanned skin with wrinkles
MB prefers - fair skin no wrinkles

*Buzzer goes off 3,000 times*

KUA~ KUA~~

Think so long still never give the right answer. Hai~ I give up.

Forget about “America’s Next Top Model”, down under they have…

*drumroll*

Who Wants to be the next Australian Princess!!!

Seriously… WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!!

Grump say it’s trashy and stupid. I think that might be an understatement, judging from the local shows I’ve watched last time.

The big head small body cat so the very cute one!! Very cheep… only $3!!

Kat say the dog one look like giraffe. Haha!!

See more SPCA merchandises.

Xmas is coming liaoz. *wink wink nudge nudge*

This month is a happy month, coz my claim cheque came early. Yes I’m this simple girl who is satisfied easily. But when your claim normally takes 1 whole month or even 2 months some times, the rejoicing is necessary.

My co-workers and I always joke that our accounts might as well accumulate all our monthly claims and give us at year end, then we will all be super happy and thought it is bonus (btw we haven’t been getting bonuses for the past 5 years). Ya right! What a joke.

So joyful I was, I went shopping at Zara yesterday and bought 3 tops (such rarity I know!!). Yay!

You know those quick deposit cheque box at the banks? For some reason they look so similar to the litter box — silverish with tiny slots. I’m so afraid I will deposit my precious cheque into the litter box one day.

Then I will either confess to my accounts of my foolishness and wait another 1-2 months for the cheque OR rip out the litter box and dig out the cheque.

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Think I’ll rip out the litter box.

I had a carton of Brownes Choc Chill (imported from Oz) during lunch today and boy it tasted goooood. Rich and good. Just like how Big M tasted like in Oz. I finished the carton of Brownes Choc Chill and I was stuffed. Haha!! I’m sounding like a dieting bimbo who ate 2 peas and said she is full already.

I still can’t get over how dilluted and tasteless the Big M in SG is. To think that I was jumping for joy when I found it selling in 7-Eleven. Total disappointment. Hai~

Met Dave (my youngest brother) on MSN last night. He sent me some pictures of his life in Eindhoven thusfar. I asked him why the face, he said the beach there is so cold, windy and gloomy, so different compared to S’pore’s, and he miss food back home real bad. Thank goodness there are good asian grocery stores there, at least can cook some stuff themselves.

The strawberry signage quite cute hor, but don’t know what it means tho.

I’m sick. Down with flu — stuffed nose and sore throat. I was happily sleeping in when I have this sudden urge to sneeze and a big sneeze it was, sending all the yellowish mucus in my nose out, hanging by a thin thread out of my right nostril. Ya I know it sounds really gross, but man! What a way to wake me up.

Couldn’t get back to sleep after that coz my stuffed nose was stopping me from breathing. I gave in, got up and change to see doctor, for medicine and ofcoz the much needed MC.

Have you ever felt high on medicine? I’m feeling a bit high now, never overdose lah but most probably coz of the cough mixture, feeling a little drowsy and light headed. At least no more stuffed nose. Think I better go sleep now if I want to get well soon. *sniff*