NKF: (verb) - to cheat, to report lower or higher figures with an
intention to cheat, to report false figures.
Eg. Ah Beng NKFed his salary to impress that ah lian he was after without realizing that she NKFed her vital statistics by wearing wonder bra.

NKF: (noun) - an organization whose modus operandi are dubious.
Eg. Ah Lian left that company because she found that it is an NKF.

TT Durai: (verb) - to secretly take and take money from company, to secretly maximize entitlements or privileges.
Eg. Ah Seng regretted not TT Durai’ing as much as possible from his ex-company before he was sacked.

peanut: (noun) - a unit of currency equivalent to S$600,000.
Eg. The jackpot for the Toto this Thursday is 2 peanuts (S$1.2m).

Via Queen Mother.

Filed under: Web Grabs | Dan | 28th July 2005

3 Comments

  1. new words to learn! new meanings to them :)

    Comment by Nadine — 28th July 2005 @ 2:04 pm

  2. My version of “1 honey-roasted peanut” = air stewardesses’ brains.

    BTW, I am supposed to be a profressional tramp, boohoo …

    Comment by Lynne — 28th July 2005 @ 8:02 pm

  3. Nadine: yup! always something new for us to learn every now and then…

    Lynne:haha!! u evil leh..

    Comment by Dan — 29th July 2005 @ 11:50 am

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