Aren’t you touched by the special discount?

A friend who is desperate for cash since his recent retrenchment [his name is Philip] - he is selling his van.

It is still in good running condition. COE included. Asking $500 (negotiable).

It’s a really good deal!

NKF: (verb) - to cheat, to report lower or higher figures with an
intention to cheat, to report false figures.
Eg. Ah Beng NKFed his salary to impress that ah lian he was after without realizing that she NKFed her vital statistics by wearing wonder bra.

NKF: (noun) - an organization whose modus operandi are dubious.
Eg. Ah Lian left that company because she found that it is an NKF.

TT Durai: (verb) - to secretly take and take money from company, to secretly maximize entitlements or privileges.
Eg. Ah Seng regretted not TT Durai’ing as much as possible from his ex-company before he was sacked.

peanut: (noun) - a unit of currency equivalent to S$600,000.
Eg. The jackpot for the Toto this Thursday is 2 peanuts (S$1.2m).

Via Queen Mother.

Job predictor say wan. Muahaahaaa!!

It also says:
Danilla, your ideal job is anything you can kiss ass.
Danilla Tham, your ideal job is supermodel.

Supermodel sial.

You also try and let me know leh.

Via Faith-T.

Introducing The Students’ Sketchpad. Their comic is so cute. I like. Go read the whole story.

* SCGS - Singapore Chinese Girls’ School

Nothing is being done.

My host simply inform me that they couldn’t find the backup copy of my database. I’m able to re-post my old posts (thanks to cache) but the comments are lost. Forever.

Shiok lor, itchy backside. Reminds me of this quote: He who goes to sleep with a itchy backside will wake up with a smelly finger.

Haha!! So gross!!

Via msfeline.

This is my feeling these past few days. Being the brightest me, I deleted my database containing all the posts and comments at a stroke of genuis moment, then my host is taking his old grandfather’s time in responding to my request for help. *big sigh*

Patience is a virtue.
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MY FOOT!!!

There is a new marine fish tank set up by some of my co-workers at the entrance of the office. In the big fish tank lies corpses of fish from the older and smaller tank. There are also pieces of charcoal. These, as they explained is to stablise the ammonia level in the water, or else whatever marine creature they put in, will not survive.

Among all these, there is a little nemo. Alive still. It is the sole survivor from the old tank and many thought it will die soon after it’s being placed in the new tank. But more than one week has passed and it is still surviving.

Every morning when I come into office, I will check if the little nemo is still swimming around. I feel a tinge of sadness that death will be inevitable when the ammonia level will eventually surge before the water stablise. It is afterall a unique life, though it’s only a fish.

The old marine tank never caught my eyes when it’s filled with fish and corals, but when little nemo persist on as the sole survivor, I can’t help but take a second look.

Such is life, even a little fish will cling on if they can.

They freaking increased the pump price again!!

I’m so cheesed off. All the huge discounts of 25% is nothing but a scam. Now they increased the pump price and decreased the discount. It sucks man!

The petrol companies claimed they are making lossses, what a load of bullcrap, losses my foot! According to my co-worker who once worked in one of the major petrol companies, the actual cost of each litre of petrol is only $0.10. Freaking $0.10 only leh, and they charging us $1.751 per litre. What loss they talking about? The loss/reduction in profit they mean?!

I know I can complain all I want but LL stil have to pump petrol with them.

Sian.

David went Hong Kong for holidays last week. The door to his room which is usually closed is open, and Tiga found a new playground. He loves to sleep on his bed, prance around with his toy and go around smelling all his things.

But I guess after smelling his unwashed socks, Tiga got his lesson.

More on Tiga later.